Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said, "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no, he said, "I figured." and giggled. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML
Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
Today, I got a call from my brother, saying he was losing his mind at work and did not feel well. I went to pick him up. Turns out he decided to try weed for the first time at work and was high AF. Now I'm the little brother babysitting a 35 year-old man child. FML
Today, I went to the doctor because I felt sick. He told me to describe the symptoms I had. With every new symptom I described, he took a step back. FML
Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
Today, I had to stop my son from climbing out the window, slithering on the stairs like a snake, and attempting to call 911 to help bring him down from his “bad trip”. What caused all this? His older brother convinced him the dried mushrooms in the kitchen were ‘shrooms and the idiot beloved him. FML
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Top comments
gunmania0 12
Life is an hallucination.
himoonkey 8
It's like a hallucination within a hallucination... I'm I hallucinating?
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Comments (122)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I bet it was DocBastard that he hallucinated. I knew that ****** wasn't real!
The_Hitdude 12
Then I guess we're all hallucinating when he comments... O.o
DocBastard 40
Damn it Baustigt, how the hell did you figure that out? I thought we were better at covering our tracks! Er, I mean... *waves hand* These are not the droids you're looking for.
AngiLaLa1 2
I really wish I could thumb up more than once...
j_cat187 20
Doc is as alive as Auron.
funnynesh 10
Just like Voldemort!
MrFuzzles 5
You should send those meds to me for...examination.
SweetPerfectionn 3
For science.
DobiesJS2012 9
Oh shit...OP, did you mix cow shit shrooms with horse shit shrooms?
ifoundalaska 11
Maybe you should take him to one yourself, to make sure he goes
zombicidal 11
what if you're actually hallucinating and your brother isn't real but a manifestation of yourself trying to get you off the meds
The_Hitdude 12
Your comment made me think of Shutter Island.
LSS_fml 18
That movie pretty much made my head explode! Was he crazy or telling the truth?
penguin_princess 0
I think he was telling the truth.. But I am still confused too! O.o
marscm55 11
Did you check the label or paper listing side effects and see if it's normal or abnormal? You should ask your brother for the paper or to see the bottle. If that doesn't work... Call his doctor for him and ask if what he is experiencing is normal, or go see his real doctor with him
jomotto 3
Did the doctor came to He in a blue phonebox perhaps ? If yes then carry on let the man talk with the good doctor He knows what He is doing just try not to blink !
bandeek 30
does he have a bow tie?
jomotto 3
He does bow-ties are cool
Naitras 15
Did the Doctor come to him*
rattusrattus 19
It's a well-known fact that hallucinations give excellent medical advice.
thenoobftw 3
Did he also see a llama a while ago?
brianjman14 23
Damnit, you beat me to it!
william8691 10
He probably thinks you're an hallucination too lol