Today, my dad sat me and my sister down and give us a "talk". More like an angry irrational rant. He forbade us from being gay, marrying a Muslim or a black person, demanded kids from both of us, and threatened to disown us if we didn't. Where's my free will? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to their new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they ranted at me about how I should speak my mind more and not let myself be controlled by other people. FML
Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Today, my father lectured me on the “sanctity of marriage” while his third wife bawled in the corner. I'm just gay, not a raging cunt. FML
Today, my husband and I recently decided not to have kids, because neither of us like children. Learning this, my dad wrote me out of his will and my mother swore on the Bible in church that she’s never going to speak to me again until I obey God's word and start multiplying. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, I had to endure my father going on a sexist rant about how women shouldn't be allowed to go to university because it's "unrealistic" since "all women" become stay-at-home mums. This is the same man who threatened to kick me out if I dropped out of uni. FML
Today, I was talking to my dad about how I don’t think I love my fiancé anymore. He sat me down and gave me a severe talking to that amounted to, “We’re a respectable religious family, he’ll be a good husband, you’ll make babies and grow old together. You don’t need to love him to do that.“ FML
Today, my son got angry when he came out as gay and my husband and I told him that we loved him no matter what. Turned out he wanted us to reject him so he could have a sob story and make people feel sorry for him. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
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Queen_bee1234 21
I bet he voted for Donald Trump.
epost1 13
merica' f*uck yea!
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Comments (180)
SweetasCandy0609 28
you still have free will OP don't let him or anyone try and take it from you, if he doesn't like your choices then to bad for him you have to be you're own person it's your life not his.
kenyrabit 25
Pardon, but those who voted "You deserved it" .. How?
Benpie 22
I just like pressing the button
imStoneCold 7
Sometimes when scrolling down on my phone I accidentally press it. Because it cannot be undone I just press the FYL button when it happens.
DoomSkuller 28
Usually mistaps, sometimes it's trolls, sometimes badge hunters
protoskore 27
well, at least he did not forbid you from Becoming black persons.
darkaxx 9
Please be gay and marry a black Muslim and have no kids.
writergirl1029 17
Or better yet, adopt a kid from Africa. He'll love that.
Mynamewontfi 40
Have a threesome with a black man and a muslim. He didn't say anything about that. Anyway, your dad is an idiot. It's your life, not his.
mr_sarcastic416 29
both of you bring home black Muslim guys
arabian22 29
Well, if you're ever really bored or just wanna get back at him, I'd love to pose as your wife
InsanityVerge 8
lol. you are so pretty i think it would make his dad rethink his statements.
luvlu444 24
dont live your life according to his rules. be the way you want and if that goes against his will, he has to choose weather to keep his unrealistic beliefs or his daughter. it shouldnt be you who has to choose
AyeJay101 25
Marry a black Muslim and be Bi? I'm not into incest so I agree, don't have kids from your sister ?
PhasesPhantom 22
But that's not what they said?
anon385 23
My dad dissowned me for being bisexual but idgaf cuz its my life not his. Dont listen to your dad, you can marry whoever ypu want. If you don't wmt kids, dont get any
bandaidstations 28
"Don't get any kids" made me Lol. Seriously though, my sisters husband left when she bought their 5yr old son a play grill for Christmas. Apparently that meant he is going to be gay and he wants nothing to do with him. He's black, so you'd think he'd get it since my sister got disowned by pretty much everyone but me for being with him.
PhoenixChick 26
But...but...grilling is the manly combination of fire and meat! That's the most hetero gift you could give a son, besides a blow-up doll.
bandaidstations 28
He also wasn't permitted to watch Dora the Explorer because she was Mexican. Guy is a dick. He is so scared his son may someday be gay that he freaks. my nephew asking for a play cooking set like the one he has at preschool. My sister got the grill as a compromise, but it wasn't good enough I guess :(