Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, I listened to my grandma monologue about how if my uncle was born first, my mother (and consequently, I) would not exist. I then got to listen to her rant about what a terror he was. Let's just say I learned and heard some things I'd rather have not known. FML
Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
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puplover752 2
what kind of mom would do that. that is horrible. i feel realy bad for u. sorry :(
codyxfail 0
Seriously, your relatives are shit. Or you're a bitchy ****. [:
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Comments (204)
fedex_chan 0
I would have said something. That's just horrible, FYL.
cabernet 0
Well, are you a bitch and/or a ****? It's a legitimate question. If you're not, you have some psycho family members.
necromancerlord 0
You should be the next Lizzie Borden and get your sweet blood-soaked revenge.
TheATeam 0
Bitchy **** or slutty bitch?
love21_fml 0
Well are you a little bitch and a ****?
_electricbonbon 0
YDI CAUSE MAMA DON'T TELL NO LIES.
Lisasimpsonfan 0
Dunno if you are a **** but listening to other people's conversations makes a good case for you being a bitch. YDI
nyf137 20
Because you've never listened to someone day something to someone else right in front of you. Oh, you have, have you? You must be a bitch too
hahah567 0
ha wowww your family is rude..
uj_fml 4
It's possible they are honest. But saying that right in front of you is pretty harsh.
monkey_boy984 0
BA HA HA HA!!! Little **** faced bitches!