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Estranged

Today, I got a phone call from my dad, who I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but he did leave me an accidental voicemail, saying, "Oh shit, I didn't mean to call her." FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Couldn't seem to let this pass Without agreeing your dad is an ass!

For those who this does actually happen to and its not fake....call back and say "Oh shit I didn't want you as my father". Hehe. Then they'll know how it feels to be disrespected.

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are we related? i swear this sounds just like my father lol

sofa_kingdom 0

You think that's bad? I was in the same situation and answered only to have him ask who this was and then laugh nervously saying he had the wrong number. Instead of being a decent person and pretending to care, he hung up before I could say anything

I understand, been in a similar situation. Sometimes life is crazy, people are unkind, and it hurts. Sending love and happy vibes x

ilovejustin4ever 0

you should ring your dad bakk and tell him if he dont wana fukkin speakk to you then fukk off and stay out of your life....

bowlingman157 0

you honestly can't.just say shit?????

sounds like peter griffin to meg

Call back. Say hi! And just see if he wants to chat. I would pretend I did not hear the message. He sounds like an idiot but, Life is too short to stop trying. Sending love x