assdialed.
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Estranged
Today, I got a phone call from my dad, who I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but he did leave me an accidental voicemail, saying, "Oh shit, I didn't mean to call her." FML
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rhymethyme 0
Couldn't seem to let this pass Without agreeing your dad is an ass!
Fleecy 0
For those who this does actually happen to and its not fake....call back and say "Oh shit I didn't want you as my father". Hehe. Then they'll know how it feels to be disrespected.
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blerypenguins 0
I'm 100% sure this one has been repeated. Don't steal!
kibbleznbitz0 0
YDi for ignoring your dad you bitch! someday he will pass an youll wish you had picked that phone up.
Whitsymone 0
Haha;;dnt feel to bad. My dad wud do tha same exact thing...and im 16.
uallsuckatlife16 0
so u have two dads?
getreadysetfml 0
calm down @pinkdancer
pinkdancer 0
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
mcguyver98 0
you poor thing, he's not a father, he's an asshole!
d0u6la5b 0
Maybe you're not his real daughter. Maybe you just suck that bad. Get over it. Move on. Change your number and let him search for you.
jemma_aussie 0
OMG, thats not nice, i wonder if you called him back and told him ?
ragsy 7
Why didn't you answer? You are a chip off the old block.
RubixMonkey 0
maybe you shouldn't have had that embarrasing Electra Complex...