FML
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Embarrassing little secret
Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML
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mrsabed 0
and you did it?
Outsider_77 0
If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you
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triipea 0
Leave a note on his roommates car. That should lead to an interesting convo between the two of them.
Bieberbabeyy1 0
love this idea!
perdix 31
Fat girls are like mopeds -- they are fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
flockz 20
and even the seat is always padded! but both of them are a bitch to have during the winter.
perdix 31
In Texas, you are correct, but in America's Dairyland, a fat, winter girlfriend can really warm you (and she'd probably buy the beer, too, to keep your goggles in effect.)
hateevryone 15
dump him. a real man wouldn't be ashamed.
boredfishing 0
Room mate? Or life partner?
roswelluga 4
you must look like a troll
blackmetalfan 5
if thats the way he's going to treat you, then **** it. you deserve better than that.
keepingitnasty 15
I always make them sleep under the bed, just in case somebody walks in. (sarcasm & movie reference)
harbqll 0
You must be fug-ugly.
rainbo955 0
I think the correct term would be 'fugly'.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Grow up, Dick-head.
flockz 20
i believe the other correct term would be aesthetically unappealing, but fugly works just as well.
jigsawbanana 0
Repunzel, Repunzel, let down your hair!..opposite day!
Humanspider 18
Why does everyone assume the guy must be gay. Maybe, sorry to say, the girl is ugly. Sometimes a guy just needs a bootycall. Is the op sure she is actually his gf or does she just assume that because of sex?
urmomsupstrs 1
whos everybody? there were 2
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Yeah I have to agree with 44 on this one.