FML
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Embarrassing little secret
Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML
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mrsabed 0
and you did it?
Outsider_77 0
If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you
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Comments (138)
ayooBrandon 12
They'll probably be more surprised to see he has a girl
Laura1804 2
Ha
ahabsfan 17
At least tell us you weren't 10 storeys up. Kick his ass through the next window you see.
Buttsexpirate 9
Them boys be secret lovers, My brown eye tells me these kinds of things.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
You shoulda walked out his door like a boss and say "Kiss my ass, I prefer easy way out". xD
DocBastard 40
Your boyfriend is an asshole, and you are a doormat if you actually did as he demanded. God damn it, stand up for yourself!
Muffin_boo 12
You don't have to be so harsh on her lol.
twifan1901 0
Maybe he is secretly cheating on you with his room mate and told him you two broke up :) or maybe he's just embarrassed of you
Ariana2_fml 2
What a douche
syki 22
Am I the only one that automatically assumed OP is male?
urmomsupstrs 1
yes. it makes sense
dodgegirl23 0
nope, i thought that too!!!!
geon_olam 17
Now that u mention i see it too; this fml makes so much more sense that way Edit: Was I the first person to ever use a semi-colon in fml?
syki 22
No; however, you were the first to use it with otherwise ******-up grammar. :P
alexiiiis09 0
The climb of shame
sloopyreddress 0
Climb of shame--LMAO!! good one!!
potatosrock 10
dump him
lajaynay 15
Not everything in fml ******* means, "dumb the bf or gf!" **** you for being so damn dumb about shit.