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Embarrassing little secret

Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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and you did it?

If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you

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PoisonGirlInc 0

And he's still your boyfriend why?

... Not your boyfriend. Just saying.

Ex boyfriend by now I hope.

Hey, ********, stfu. And save your pseudo-witty bullshit about how I must because fat girl for someone who gives a shit. Why don't you step off a tall building into rush hour traffic and put and end to your useless existence.

You must be some ugly bitch or you must mean something to the roommate

Your bf Is a pussy. lol

Maybe you aren't his only girlfriend. Think.

You must be Ugly as F***

....for the last time. There, I finished your post for you.

Your _boyfriend_ did this? That's horrible. Time to find a decent guy.