Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at my head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I tried to return a library book sneakily to avoid the overdue fine. I slid it on the counter but the scanner screamed, lights flashed, and the librarian announced my humiliatingly overdue name like a game show host. FML
Today, I rushed from work so I could get to the library to return a book that was due. The library closes at 7:00 p.m. I arrived at 6:56, huffing and puffing. The lady saw me, slammed the door in my face, and locked it. I now have to pay a late fee for 4 minutes. FML
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, I was at work at a coffee shop. We charge 50 cents every 15 minutes of use of our computers. An old man tried sneaking out without paying after being at a computer. As I was telling him to pay for his time, he threw a bagel at me and ran to his car. FML
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
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Top comments
BntyHntrSeattle 30
The rich keep getting richer, one dime at a tine.
Jeffo193 13
What a twat.
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Comments (109)
soapmactavish82 8
You can identify a Rolex at a distance with only a glimpse? Very impressive
whyisitme12 19
You deserve it for working at a library
worldclassrager 41
A hissy fit over a dime? That's nothing to him I would think...unless he is a dime short for something...
skyeyez9 25
A real life Ebenezer Scrooge.
martin8337 36
Most rich people don't actually know what a penny, nickel, dime, or quarter. is.
ImmaEatYouXx 10
He was probably reading a book about money...
thebloodlegion 14
Am I the only one who sees FM and not FML?
Denarii_fml 5
Finally! I was afraid that I'd get to the end of the comments without finding another person who noticed. It's the small things in life.
KimmyCupZ 21
That is how he stays rich.
ahsanmasood 4
honey, don't let a twat like that ruin your day...
tehdarkness 21
Douchebaggery strikes again!