Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
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xOpheliacx 0
Well I don't have a car, OR membership to a gym, and I'm eighteen. I'd be happy with either.
incognito_fml 0
You shouldnt have expected them to give you a car. Youd be pretty lucky if you got a car and its not as if your parents are obliged to give their 16 year old a car. Take the gym membership. Be grateful
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Comments (214)
lemorwongo 0
Oh boo hoo I'm almost 20 and i still don't have a car. Cry yourself a river and maaayyybe just maaaaaybe a car will float by.
SilverBallet 0
Yeah, "turning sixteen" is not a very good reason for someone to magically hand you a car unless your parents are rich, and you're spoiled. I didn't get a car until I was nineteen, and that's only because (1) it was a wedding present from my dad and (2) he'd gotten a new one as he was tired with this one. Of course, it's not like it *really* matters that I got it at nineteen--I still don't have my license. >w> Besides, overweight or not, I'd be happy with a gym membership. Most people don't work out as much as they should--it means they care about your health, not your popularityOMG.
classy 0
You people just sound jealous of people who did get a car at sixteen. Take your ******* Xanax.
choppedNskrewed 0
yayyyy!!!!!! *cheers and applauds for #37 & #30* thank youuu 4 mentioning that omgggg.
meggles315 0
Whiny little bitch. Be thankful for what you have.
KillaDilla 0
Only 3 months? Cheap-ass parents.
classy 0
My first car was a Mercedes CLS 500. Am I spoiled?
wtfdidido 0
Naaaaaaaah #121 cause i got a Mercedes CLS 501.
Art_Vandeley 0
I agree loose some weight fatass
McFinder 0
you ungrateful son of a b! be happy!