Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I had gotten a parking ticket while I was travelling a few months back in California. I moved since, so I didn’t know I had it so it increased to 200$ and when I told the guy who was actually driving the car about it, he blocked me. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I received a parking fine for $147. My car isn't even worth that much. FML
Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that won't work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
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Top comments
biasedshooter 24
Fight it!! You shouldnt have to pay if you've filed a police report
CatcherQueen 15
I'm sorry! My car got stolen once. The cops actually found it and towed it. Before I could get to it, it was stolen again.
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Comments (55)
classicsparkles 17
That was totally an episode of the the Simpsons. They have done everything.
DaraPhantomhive 14
How did it even get all the way to Maine in the first place?
TomeDr 25
Um... Someone DROVE it there?
Enkeria 30
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you....
sdroze1389 31
it's the world's only teleporting matter, plus it can fly
irishmaiden78 23
If you have full coverage insurance and have filed a report with the police and your insurance company the insurance company should pay for all the impound charges, damages and towing to return it. I would look into what your policy actually states and push them to get on it because that storage adds up quickly. (I work for a tow yard so Ive seen it a lot over the years.)
Shelblit69 15
If you reported it stolen tell them to send the fine to the person who stole it. Add it onto their charges for theft.
oliviaromero_ 14
I live in Maine XD sorry OP, that's gotta suck
dbt88 15
Hopefully I'm wrong but hearing the amount of people who claim their car is stolen when it's a civil matter, I can't help but think that's what this is. I don't see why an officer wouldn't run the plate out, so it should've come back stolen if it was (could've been) reported as such.
wordsandzombies 12
You are a living Simpsons episode.
96isntassexyas69 20
but was it illegally parked tho? Haha, sorry OP. FYL
patriots1287 2
I guess your day wasn't fine
Sir_Mitchell15 14
Isn't that the plot to a "The Simpsons" episode?