Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML
Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML
Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML
Today, my phone cut out during a call for a job interview. I tried calling them back, but there was no answer. Later, I got an email from the interviewer, saying I was no longer being considered for the position due to my being "rude and unprofessional." FML
Today, I unknowingly left a five minute-long voicemail on my boss’s phone, at 3 a.m., while out drinking with friends. I have no idea what we were talking about at that time, but I know I don’t want my boss to have a candid recording of it. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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macfarley 0
....who's real name is Rick, 'cause she has a dick. Congratulations you've hired a tranny
flawedgenius 6
there was a young girl called fanny who wanted a job as a nanny (3 more lines to this limerick) Close?
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Comments (53)
Americunt 0
OMG FAIL. They did this FML before except it was a guy.
inoirock 0
iv seen this fml b4
wierdo16 0
Lmfao thats your fault for being stupid enough to put that on your answering machine
jollyjam1 2
Oh yes, do something stupid while using drugs (alcohol is a drug) and then cry FML. I say FYL for being an idiot.
warriorcatsfan24 0
anything having to do with the OP being drunk is an automatic YDI for being worthless drunk
Frank155 5
You ******* deserve it
actress5698 1
i Have šeen a post exactly liké this one i Call a REAPEAT
jackblackscock69 0
#3 and 37 win
EveryDayJackAss 0
Alcohol WIN
DeservedIt 0
There is no excuse to this. You make me ashamed to live on the same planet as you. Why didn't you change the message on your answering machine when you sobered up? Or are you actually drunk all the time? In that case YDI for having a drinking problem.