Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML
Today, I saw a missed call on my phone. Thinking it was one of the multiple jobs I applied for, I called back. Turns out it was just a debt collector. FML
Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML
Today, while checking my voicemail, I noticed I had received one from a job that I've been trying to get in for months. Too bad they called two weeks ago. FML
Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML
Today, my phone cut out during a call for a job interview. I tried calling them back, but there was no answer. Later, I got an email from the interviewer, saying I was no longer being considered for the position due to my being "rude and unprofessional." FML
Today, I unknowingly left a five minute-long voicemail on my boss’s phone, at 3 a.m., while out drinking with friends. I have no idea what we were talking about at that time, but I know I don’t want my boss to have a candid recording of it. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
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macfarley 0
....who's real name is Rick, 'cause she has a dick. Congratulations you've hired a tranny
flawedgenius 6
there was a young girl called fanny who wanted a job as a nanny (3 more lines to this limerick) Close?
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Comments (53)
perdix 31
Depends. The day-care center won't take you now, but a bar catering to British soccer hooligans would. I went on an interview and left a weird funny message on my machine. The guy who interviewed me had everyone else in the department call and listen to it. I got the job!
Some___Guy 0
Responsibility? What's that?
blastvortex 4
You could get yourself drunk and record a new message.
aliciaann29 0
at my job i call applicants to set up interviews and you wouldn't believe some of the messages i hear so you are probably right they won't call you back thats what you get for getting drunk and leaving a stupid message
DynamicDave 11
@3: but unfortunately she was really a he. And the parents did not want a tranny! Lmao OP what did the poem actually say?
dochoc_fml 0
That sucks, but you deserve it
crankyinthemorn 0
Ridiculous. I did that kind of crap when I was 16. Anyone that is an adult or has professional people calling their phone should never leave such a message. Hopefully you've learned your lesson.
smokey13bk 0
wat did it say
Ragna_fml 0
Its your own fault, YDI.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
I don't think they'll call you back either. Looks like it's back to the Welfare Office...