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Double standards

Today, my boyfriend again told me how he wants to have an open relationship. Of course, this means he can do what he likes with anyone, but if I so much as kiss someone else, I'm a cheating slut. FML

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and why would you still stay with him?

My favorite double standard..

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if tat how he wants it, break up with his sorry hookery ass he obviously doesn't deserve a real relationship

rifletwirler92 15

He doesn't want an open relationship. He wants a harem. Honestly I would not be surprised if he had already enacted the "open relationship" and just wants to absolve himself of any guilt.

leave him he's already cheating.

MountainGiant87 15

I have a couple of friends that are in open relationships. One of them works well. The other one has the woman basically forced to help her husband find someone to sleep with while she has to find someone on her own. I tell her that her husband is basically just asking her to help him sleep around. That's just me though. I wouldn't want an open relationship. I like "belonging" to one person. FYL, Op.

Sorry but he just fails every boyfriend test there is. He doesn't deserve you!

misszombiexx 10

Dump his ass, perhaps?

YDI for staying with him

Abort mission, OP. Abort mission and run as fast, and as far as you can.

why stay with a guy like that who obviously thinks about cheating and is an obvious hypocrite. leave him, you can do sooooooo much betterr

I would think it's better to leave the relationship