Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, I received my year 12 yearbook. After such a bad year of let downs, it wasn’t surprising that the school fucked it up and put the previous year's group photo in it instead of ours. FML
Today, after weeks of sorting, inspecting, and waiting, my high school's yearbooks were distributed. I'd searched carefully for photo errors and was proud to say there were none. That is, until someone told me that a boy on the last page was flipping the camera the bird. FML
Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "Guest." FML
Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML
Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML
Today, there's a new freshman at my school that looks exactly like me. Whenever we see her, my friends shout "Twinzies!" I don't have anything against her, but I'm bummed because I'm a male senior. FML
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Bullpine 11
And they didn't think to ask either one of you?
WeezyBites 6
Wouldn't they check if both names are in the school system first?
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Comments (169)
gracehi 33
The school year book is a legal document. Boy did **** up. The whole year book will likely have to be reprinted now. Hundreds, perhaps even thousands of dollars down the drain.
ballbearing 10
A legal document??? No....
iloveqts 8
I like your cat
rockerlove2013 6
Bummer girly
richieflow 3
Wow that sux
Atticus1010 1
Thats messed up. Must not be a very organized yearbook team.
FMLsOhilarious 6
The truth hurts, doesn't it?
AntiLove187 4
Shouldve told the dean to go **** himself..
BunBunBabe 8
I can't tell if you're more upset by not being in it, or them rudely saying your twin is more pretty, but either way sorry OP
kparnell 0
That stinks!
iloveqts 8
Yeah, it sure does smell bad.
linkinpark98 24
That is when you know it's time to slap a bitch.
HannahWho 8
I was on yearbook all four years of high school and two years in middle school. While we had a small school, hell if we didn't double check class lists and with the photo people to make sure everyone was in there. If they weren't we would accept another similar picture of just the face that we took outside the school. It might not have been awardwinning work but we damn sure made everyone get in the book.
emmacharbs 1
How are you tryna be nice now..?