Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I was sitting waiting for my train for a long while. When it finally came, I had pins and needles in my foot. When I got up, I fell and unsuccessfully stumbled towards the train. The doors closed and it left without me. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML
Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
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Top comments
loyalwolf06 0
It sucks to be going somewhere with only one shoe on though...how weird and embarrassing. :P Also depending on where you're going, it could be pretty messy without a shoe.
aupilot 0
Ouch. What a bitch.
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Comments (113)
sheni_009 0
#28 - Nope, I sure don't! I have one pair of tennis shoes/gym shoes and they are slip-ons. I also have 3 pairs of Keds and they are all slip-ons as well. I just don't like shoelaces for some reason.
Ender_ 0
I don't think it would be embarrassing. Shit happens in life. If people give you dirty looks for not wearing a shoe then they are probably not good people so you shouldn't care what they say anyways. As for the person that said that you might get some sort of disease for walking around without a shoe; you do realize that before the invention of the shoe not everybody had diseases on their feet don't you?
Shanny_fml 0
Ouch thas embarassing :|
Pointless 0
Oh damn, you lost a shoe. Now your life is totally ******. It'll never be the same. This isn't even close to an FML. Maybe if you tried to get it and accidentally got hit by the high-voltage rail, and were paralyzed from the waist down, this would be an FML. You lost a ******* shoe. Get over it. :]
whohash 0
Aw, that's really shitty! Hope you at least had socks on or something...
deezink 0
HOLY SHIT dude for a second i misread it, I thought the girl fell and went inbetween the gutters! when i read the comments i was like wtf is wrong with you people! a girl just died and all your talking about is a shoe getting dirty! (since i didnt know the shoe fell i thought it just got dirty)
fmyduck 0
lol, simple but original. i like it
ejvlols 0
im sorry but i just cant imagine this being possible. callin' shenanigans on this one
rakhil11 7
oh no. u lost a shoe. how amazingly horrible. the rest of ur life is ruined, and i'm sure u were severely traumatized by that experience. honestly. she didn't mean 2 step on u and prob didn't notice she did either and 4 all ppl calling BS, my shoes fly off if some1 steps on them, a lot of shoes do
rakhil11 7
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