Today, I realized that when a girl asks what your plans are for Valentine's Day and you say, "Nothing" and she responds with, "Oh, I don't have any plans either", it means she wants you to take her out. It took me three months to figure that out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
Today, after trying really hard to impress a girl and thinking everything was going the right way, hugs, kisses and chatting every night, and trying to spend as much time together, I get told, "I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want." Meaning me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I went out with a girl, I paid for the drinks, and thought everything went well, even though I didn’t make a move, I guess I wanted to take it slow. I texted later to invite her to a private beach next week, only for her to reply that she’s not gonna be available for the next few weeks because her boyfriend is coming to visit. FML
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
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Akerra89 14
That sucks! Well I'd ask her out to dinner all the same
f0xr0t 8
its a bit obvious that she wanted to go out with you, try to make it better maby buy her a bouquet of flowers?
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Comments (124)
RockNRollAndrew 18
Scientists know more about the surface of mars than men can ever understand about women
Jamsy0707 10
In your defense, she should have just asked you out instead of just hinting at it.
KoalaBek 23
Hah oh please that was more of a brick than a hint! Boys need to pay closer attention. Girls don't understand that you don't spend 2 weeks neurotically over-analysing a single conversation like we do!
pike1346 3
You must learn to read minds to understand women. Lesson learned bro
derpydude 1
Yo that stinks man! Better luck next year!
metalhead88 9
Your a special kind of retard aren't you
Orchard 33
@metalhead88, if you want to call someone a "special kind of retard", make sure to use correct grammar. You should have used you're*, as in "you are a special kind of retard". The correct structure of the entire sentence should be as follows: You're a special kind of retard, aren't you? Also, you're not too bright yourself. :)
ayyy_bro 26
You're an idiot.
dDailydDosage 8
Make it up to the poor girl. Hold a boom box in her yard or give her flowers :)
thedude999 6
Damn, pretty oblivious bro
Pointy 12
She doesn't deserve you