Today, I bought some bitter-apple spray to stop my puppy chewing on everything. Later, I found out how effective it was, when I tried to eat a sandwich, and gagged at the horrifying taste on my hands. My dog seems unaffected, and continues to chew the table legs. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML
Today, I finally realized why my 9-week-old puppy was going to the bathroom so much. I went to pick up the food bag and realized she had chewed a hole in the bottom, and eaten half of the bag in the last 4 days. Goodbye 30 pounds of dog food, and 100$ for a vet visit. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, my dog head-butted me in the mouth so hard that my lip split open. Twenty minutes later, I unthinkingly sprayed perfume directly into the wound. FML
Today, I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I’ve been eating all week are actually the dog’s teeth cleaning chews. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
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angiemarie96 25
Try hot sauce instead?
shellz102 12
That happened to me once, it's disgusting!
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BatemanFML 0
You could always try the coins in a can trick. However, I will warn you that there is a 50% chance that your dog will shit all over the floor in fright.
ImTheAlpha 30
Is this a previous FML reference? I saw an FML like that.
BatemanFML 0
Yes ma'am
supportcommand 17
Sounds like he's teething. Been said many times already but lots of toys. Raw hides are great too. And play time. A tired puppy is a happy puppy. I gave my lab ice cubes. He loves them. He's only chewed up a wood boot rack, shoelace ends and one dog bed.
BatemanFML 0
Man you are lucky. When my lab was a pup, it didn't matter what I gave him, he still chewed through everything. I even caught him gnawing off rubber on a tractor tire
supportcommand 17
Ya he is unbelievably good. At 5 months he would sit in front of a full food bowl until I say ok. He's 8 months now. Now my lab before this one... Totally different story.
happylawyer 16
That puppy is bored. Bring home toys in which you can put (and actually do) a treat inside. When you find your puppy bitting the furniture put him in his carrier or a playpen. Don't caress or give treats while he or her is in there. But remember, the puppy is bored!
Mifflicious 18
It's a PUPPY. He's probably about to get those teeth out..:|
happylawyer 16
Dogs are puppies aound one year after birth. If the puppy is damaging the furniture by chewing it, chances are he or she has teeth already.
Mifflicious 18
And it also takes quite a time to loose all teeth, and a puppy is considered young adult or whatever it's called in english when it hits puberty, so if it has lost all its teeth already, it shouldn't be a puppy anymore.
akjake907 2
Ghost peppers do the trick or if you think it's excessive use something a little weaker
brittneyhuggs 1
You need to soak the table with it, my dog did the same thing
P1P_BOY 6
you just gotta hope you dont accidently get it in their eyes that would burn like hell
hunteer9 5
You need to condition the dog first, spray a good amount straight into his mouth first. He will fight it but it part of the procedure
Hiphuray4peas 27
I'd say that's on the verge of a bad idea. Punishment without a punishable act=abusive
Tamz13 2
Good idea. Teach the dog to be afraid of you every time you go to handle his mouth. The vets will just loooove you later
solosohigh 15
get a kong. it's good for teething and you can put treats in them so that they are obsessed with getting the treat out and pay attention to nothing else.
annalily5 28
If op has a strong jawed dog, like my pit bull, a kong will only work for a couple days before it is turned into a bunch of itty-bitty rubber bits.
BandWagonGuy 8
I love your pic. *Patrick Star*
zenrael 21
Try mint