Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was finishing my chest workout at the gym when this really cute girl started using the machine next to me. To impress her, I tried lifting a lot of weight on the barbell. It ended up landing on my neck and she had to help me get it off. FML
Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Today, while trying to lift a weight bar at the gym, I ended up cracking my rib cage and almost passed out. My friend, who was supposed to be spotting for me, couldn't help until the last second because he'd snuck off to flirt with a pair of guys halfway across the room. FML
Today, I was at the gym when I noticed a girl I like working out on the elliptical. I went to go say hi, but chickened out and went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead. I was so nervous that I tripped and the machine threw me headfirst into her machine. FML
Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. Feeling pumped, I grabbed what I thought was a light dumbbell. It wasn’t. I dropped it on my toe and screamed so loud that the gym bros around me stopped mid-workout to stare at me. FML
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Top comments
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
There are other ways to impress a girl than picking up some heavy weights, which you can't.
lenamartinovic 13
At least you got a chance to spend time with her, even though you made a fool out of yourself!
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Comments (177)
phoneYuNOlisten 16
You are ******* stupid OP. You deserved it.
an3ph 20
Wait for it… STILL a better love story than Twilight.
Ari1337 15
but not by much.
DolfyuttSrednaz 2
The question, "Do you even lift, bro?" has finally been answered.
fresh524 1
Well... u tried
JCal585 8
Nobody is impressed by curls. Real men squat.
ViviMage 40
Then this FML would be about flatuence or ripped shorts!!
jamematt 11
Focus on the weights not a girl.
stewpididiot 11
Hmmm... Turns out YOU'RE the heaviest dumbbell in the gym. Who knew ?
kzai 16
I bet I can lift more than you.
ni0ve 9
at least she's nice
Xotoolyxo 16
Maybe after she drives you to the hospital she'll stay to see if you're okay and you can ask her out