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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML
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potentpotable 0
Did you still get a ticket? Unless you were going over the speed limit, I hope the cop realized that it was purely accidental.
burdenofaday 0
@#1: You do realize that simply using your computer to browse fmylife.com causes pollution, right? Not directly, per se, but the electricity has to come from *somewhere* and odds are it took a lot of pollution for someone to produce it. Get off your high horse. D:
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burdenofaday 0
@#1: You do realize that simply using your computer to browse fmylife.com causes pollution, right? Not directly, per se, but the electricity has to come from *somewhere* and odds are it took a lot of pollution for someone to produce it. Get off your high horse. D:
rsjaco_54 0
#1, get a life cause yours is actually ****** right now.
basketballer3311 0
agreed
Invasion976 6
Man, that's crap that comments get removed. Everyone else misses the other side of the argument and just sees you yelling at nothing..
Julesie 9
Did #1 get removed? I don't see it.
RemusJLupin 8
wait, what?
potentpotable 0
Did you still get a ticket? Unless you were going over the speed limit, I hope the cop realized that it was purely accidental.
ajh557 22
I'm pretty sure the beer was flat
tiptoppc 21
With pictures, it’s easy to contest one like this. So grab pics of blown tire with glass and show up to court with them. Unless you were doing something stupid, you’ll be fine.
speed_of_stupid 0
Yeah, that sucks.
alwaysalady 0
That is bad. That's like opening the door and having your house fall down. I'm so sorry for you.
ZING_MASTER 0
Ya drunkard.
thinkpink 0
#1....they said they "ran over a beer bottle." It's pretty hard to put it there right before you run over it with your car...
davidtheday 0
#3: I agree. Everyone talks about how great electric cars are, but if we all used electric cars think of the increased amount of electricity power plants are going to have to pump out.
tiptoppc 21
Efficiency goes up over time, and crypto miners are taking 1/3rd the power in texas. Cut them off and use that! It also solves problems at night acting as battery banks for things like wind/solar. So it solves more problems than it creates
quiksta 0
Anon, i used to think your comments were cool. Now that i've read this one of yours, i wish you would piss off and take your insignificant opinions elsewhere because saying something like "i hate polluters" is stupid as ****. do you grow all your food organically in your back yard, and live 100% off the land? I didn't think so. You pollute too. Do you hate your mother and father who probably drive? Grow up you clueless little tree hugger. as for this fml... why? surely you can't actually be taking the blame for this? + #14 electricity is a renewable resource, petroleum is not. duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
thefella71 0
I have a question about this story. I'm a writer who takes his work SERIOUSLY. Can you please e-mail me at [email protected]
caramelcarebr 0
#9. Talking about pollution from the actual driving of the car. C02 emissions and things of that sort.