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This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Do not pass Go
Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML
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potentpotable 0
Did you still get a ticket? Unless you were going over the speed limit, I hope the cop realized that it was purely accidental.
burdenofaday 0
@#1: You do realize that simply using your computer to browse fmylife.com causes pollution, right? Not directly, per se, but the electricity has to come from *somewhere* and odds are it took a lot of pollution for someone to produce it. Get off your high horse. D:
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Comments (29)
Vincenzo_fml 1
Why the hell would you run over a glass bottle?
DuchessAngel37 0
#18 - I'm not trying to be anti-pollutant or pro-electric but... a large supply of electricity in the northeast is hydroelectric. I've got Niagara Falls and windmills up here.
summer66_fml 0
im sure theyll understand....
av232 0
wow that's just dumb luck. hopefully your cops are like my cops and totally understandable
Guitarist45 0
ouch, double whammy
causeless 0
Nothing a nice handjob wouldn't fix.
mrodriguez096 0
Wtf has pollution gotta do with this!
DGross 8
Your not screaming "FIRST" is commendable, however, your dumbass remark means your in the negative in my book
Gibby_fml 0
ydi for swerving unnessesarily. getting a flat tire will not cause you to swerve (unless you are a woman driver) lol
alpha40 0
anon are you stupid