Today, I wanted to print out a 100-page game strategy guide using company's printer. While not wanting anyone to find out about this, I picked a time when I thought no one would be printing. My CEO ended up standing next to me for 10 minutes, waiting for his stuff to print after mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I printed my 10 page econometrics problem set questions out on $15/100 sheet ivory resume paper that I'd accidentally left in the paper tray on my printer. It turned out to be the wrong assignment. FML
Today, I had an appointment with the CEO of a big company about a game I'm going to make for them. The first thing I did after sitting down was to throw my coffee all over his desk. FML
Today, I went to the print shop to get some work printed. The guy serving me printed my entire order wrong because he pushed the wrong button, so it had to be done again. He tried to charge me a fine for the mistake he made because "it's not a viable business otherwise". FML
Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Today, I told everyone at work I could fix the office printer because “I work with computers.” After pressing random buttons for ten minutes, I somehow changed the language to Korean and printed 87 blank pages. The IT guy arrived, looked at me, sighed, and fixed it in 30 seconds. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Today, I spent 10 minutes on the phone with tech support before realizing my “broken” printer was unplugged behind the desk and had been the whole time. The agent waited in silence as I was checking, but I was too embarrassed to tell him, so I hung up the phone in shame. FML
Today, I printed 500 event posters with the wrong venue because I copied from last year’s file. Client needs them by tomorrow. Now I’m pulling an all-nighter reprinting everything. Coffee is my only friend. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
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donner1423 0
Game strategy guide? 100 page? At work? Bound to happen.
cxal_fml 0
why wouldn't you print it out 10 pages at a time - then even if you got caught no one would care?
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toogood 0
I like cheese
roflmaonade 2
you couldve stopped at "i wanted to print a 100 page game strategy guide" and you're how old? fyl
jorge10928 0
Wouldne cool if be was like "yo shit son! I play that game too!!" lol
poorperson 0
go to a friends house a print it and say your printer is messed up,but a least we will have the game thing
plexico 4
And unless your company sucks, wasting the CEO's time is probably the most "fire-able" offense you committed. At least we you get your ass fired, you can blame the economic downturn for your "lay-off." FTW!
IronysMe 0
EPIC FAIL..because of the tree-killing thing, not the wasting company jawn thing..
hotjavalava 0
"sooo...great weather outside today..."
EMR_fml 0
Today, while working hard trying to keep my small company out of bankruptcy during a recession I found out my employees are wasting company time playing video games and stealing paper and ink. FML
JENNYBABYY 0
loser
tasteslikeloud 0
How could you honestly think no one would come along during printing 100 pages?