Today, my boyfriend told my roommate about a trick he had used by filling nail holes with toothpaste when he moved out. When I came home with putty to fill the holes, there were blue spots all over the walls. She had filled them with blue gel toothpaste. Now I get to repaint, too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML
Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
Today, I had guests over for a Christmas party. One of them wore new blue jeans and managed to get large dye stains on three different walls. They won't come off. Guess who has to paint his living room again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and roommate got into a fist fight over a magic trick. They ended up putting a huge hole in the wall that's going to be expensive to fix. We're renting my boss's house. FML
Today, I was quite happily glossing my new bathroom door, when my useless, alcoholic, housemate came rolling in, knocked the paint over, stood in it, and without realising, walked it all the way down the stairs. I had just had a brand new carpet fitted. FML
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assassinated 0
Just dig out the toothpaste and fill it the right way
mahree8mellos 0
I don't know...maybe I'm just slow, but wouldn't you have had to repaint after using putty, anyway?
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Comments (86)
miscellaneousact 0
i dont blame your boyfriend so much for telling your roomate that, compared to your roomate actaully doing it words cant discribe how stupid she is
Darth_Taco 14
Oh...wow. I say make the dumb bitch repaint xD.
you_there 0
Why do so many FMLs just prove how terrible some people's boyfriends are??
jason0 2
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_Noon_ 0
Whahaha, that's too bad. You can consider the blue spots as nice decoration? Nah, just paint already.
lettertjes 0
No, shé has to repaint as she made the blue spots.
obesetoad 0
If you're using putty, you SHOULD paint anyway. or else you'll have stupid looking little blotches where the dots used to be anyway.
LebChickOnFira 0
ok she obviously did it on purpose is it even normal that a person can be that stupid?
17xVampx17 0
Her roommate must be a blonde...YDI for having a blonde roommate.
CupidSparrow 0
You definitely won the roommate lottery, lol, but I laughed out loud when I read this one because as much as it sucks, it's funny. #57, sure it's possible. I don't know what she was thinking, but she didn't connect the dots before she started that it had to be white. Everyone has airhead moments, just not normally this large nor long enough to do all the walls in a residence. You'd think she'd have caught on after a blue spot or two.