Today, my dad and I ran into a guy I've been dating. He flipped out and accused me of cheating on him. This is now the second guy to have a similar reaction to my dad. I guess this is one of those unexpected consequences of teen pregnancy that my parents didn't see coming. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, I realized my dad was right about everything: the hot guy who was attractive because my dad hated him so much really was a scumbag. I found out after he got me pregnant, vanished, and then learned that he also got my sister and cousin pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, our pregnancy announcement was ruined by my dad who thought it would be funny to grab my boyfriend while yelling, "You got my daughter pregnant, boy! I’m going to kill you!" It wasn’t funny, there was just an awkward silence, and now this precious moment is something I’d rather forget. FML
Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
Today, after much deliberation, I decided to accept my parents' invitation to a family dinner. A half hour after I arrived, all hell broke loose, because my mom's pregnancy test had come back positive, and she was convinced my dad had poked holes in his own condom. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
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Top comments
bellydancer82 15
While that is true, guys shouldn't flip out without getting the full story. I mean it's not like you were holding hands and making out with your dad, right? It's silly that they jump to conclusions so quickly.
kstephens2326 15
Probably need to just drop them. If they are acting like that without listening to any explanation from you or your dad they are not gonna be worth your time. Good luck!
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Comments (80)
feven 32
Did you tell your boyfriend that you were spending the day with your dad? Not justifying his actions, but he probably thought you lied to him.
22IrishGirl22 16
Same thing happens to me all the time.
ShleeG 23
I don't understand why a bunch of people are so confused with this FML... it's worded just fine. And honestly, it's better this happened because it shows you exactly what kind if guy you were seeing. Anyone who gets that jealous and possessive just seeing you with another man is such a red flag
OnlySkyrimStays 11
Same thing happens a lot to me, but my parent's weren't even teen parents. My dad just looks really young for his age.
vikky538 29
Its a ****** up world
I_am_TheSixth 15
I mean, could have been your brother. so he had no reason. ..
FuckMyLifeGG 9
Don't get pregnant so early then
rykelmb 12
She's not pregnant. Her parents had her as teenagers so they look relatively close in age. Seriously, read the FML correctly before posting.
goream2013 6
my mom & dad are 15 years older than me, but I've never had this problem.
socksxox 19
I had that, I posted a picture on Facebook with my dad and people.thought he was my boyfriend. so weird.
dafluckster 6
This is written very poorly.