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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Langley, Canada

Didn't see ya there!

Today, I managed to punch a customer's child as he walked around the corner just as I was enthusiastically pointing his mother in the direction of what she was looking for. FML

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I bet he'll be more careful around corners from now on

It was an accident. You don't deserve it.

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1usernamehere 5

I wish there was a he deserved it button

Or did you just time it perfectly to make it look like an accident

done that before.

I managed to hit a kid on the head with the door by accident. He looked confused. His mom on the other hand looked mad. I felt bad for the whole day.

Are you being sued?

OP is from Canada, not the U.S. :P

Axel5238 29

How hard were you enthusiastically pointing that you managed to punch some one? Maybe be a little be a little more careful with how hard and how wildly you gesture you fool.

"And the isle you're looking for is right over-" *thud* "-there, and your son is hugging the ground, you might want to get that checked out in isle 5 ma'am"

QueenofWheels 13

Not sure how you point with a fist. Next time just tell them where to go.

i do stuff like tht all the time!! did she understand tht it was an accident tho? xx

Point with your fist eh???