Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her that, "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here." She replied, "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my mom because I don't see her much due to her living 30 minutes away from me. They just recently fixed their AC. A few hours before I was about to leave, it broke again. I tried to be patient but it heated up to over 80 degrees inside, and I'm really sensitive to heat. Thankfully they weren't offended. FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML
Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML
Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML
Today, my grandmother, who I live with, turned the heat off in our house because she went through my private, personal notes on how I wanted to spend my paycheck, and she was mad that I used some of it to help the father of my not-yet-born child, who's struggling financially, make his car payments. FML
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pkmlove 0
wow nice grandma..lol but sry thats hilarious.
Bryan_Z 0
tell her in detail what you do to sexy men you like.
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Juno_fml 0
I'm so glad I'm Pagan D8
Cantabguy 0
#60 Absolutely, if a religious person said "all atheists are going to hell" more people would indeed get angry. This is because "you're going to hell to burn forever in the fires of damnation" is a more extreme statement than "I think you are mentally abnormal". The latter only doubts a person's intellect, whereas the former doubts a person's moral core. "You're going to hell" = "You're a bad person" "You're insane for being religious" = "You're a stupid person"
ryan__h 1
#62 This may sound stupid (probably is) but what are the Pagan religion views/beliefs.
Abirys 0
your grandma seems nice...
mkebrewers 0
for the first time in my life, i am putting a justice to LOL and actually laughing audibly at this.
yanksfan19 0
wow #10s comment is so uneccessary...also this is just a funny old randma moment haha dont take it seriously
ChrsR 0
HAHA! Funny, seriously. But mean grandma. Maybe she's preparing for hell to?
BaldOuting 0
haha it's funny how grandmas just throw stuff like that in conversation - no explanation - no hints of these thoughts before...
Indiana_fml 4
*ROFL* There is hardly anything funnier than an uber-religious grandma. Seriously, this holds so much potential for endless comedic possibilities! Take a look at the site FundiesSayTheDarndestThings if you are in search of inspirations and outlooks ;) #10 Dude, Pascal's Wager has been refuted like - what, 300 years ago? And don't you know that your God is actually the Devil? I mean, you didn't *really* think that serving a jealous, bloodthirsty, misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal mass-murderer would place you on the side of the good and the just, did you? You will get seriously screwed for despising the holy gift of a rational mind...
Kyzomo 0
hahahahah.