Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
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Top comments
will90 5
So many FMLs like this and they always make me think the same thing. Either: 1) This is not the whole story. 2) These people are ridiculously stupid/unreasonable. 3) This did not happen.
Drae54 1
Damn thats harsh. You shoulda got a kiss and a thank you.
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Comments (122)
gonzolove 0
STFU!
Bob31_fml 4
he just used that as an excuse.
gonzolove 0
No, you.
leenheartlovex3 0
Okay really, he's a gay ass. Youu should be happy you're rid of him.
kfj19 0
this made me WTF out loud.
Meeka_fml 0
He was just trying to find an excuse to break up with you, in my opinion. Anyone that quick to break up over something like that has been thinking about it and waiting for a "good reason."
kevinjensen531 0
Uhm, this is what happned in "What Happens in Vegas" with ashton kutcher and cameron diaz. yes no?
ibeflyin 0
urgh that sucks!
Witchcraft_fml 5
What the ****? Your boyfriend is a little bitch. How old was he turning, two?
Witchcraft_fml 5
superfreestuff - You're spamming. Shut the **** up.