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Dad prank #9866

Today, I had to basically ground my own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Tell me you took a picture

Making his own Christmas Story, hmm?

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Creative genius

"Thtuck... Thtuck! THTUCK!!"

You should give your husband a good spanking, too -- no wait, he might enjoy that.

To everyone who thinks that this is cruel and hurt the kid, just pour a little warm water over it and everything is fine. No pain, no cuts, no blood. It's not that complicated.

Do you have a daughter your husband calls derp derp?

I dared my cousin to do it once when the bus was coming! Lets just say it ended with a bloody tongue but he made it to the bus!

Hehehe Sounds like something I would do haha... High 5 to your Husband...

Thith ith nuts... Thuck, thuck... THUCK!!!! THUCK!!!

Troll dad strikes again.

amiewithaj 13

You can't say no to the triple dog dare!