Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Sweden
Dad prank #9866
Today, I had to basically ground my own husband, after he tricked our 6-year-old son into getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole. FML
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jtarnoldy 8
Tell me you took a picture
Welshite 40
Making his own Christmas Story, hmm?
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jtarnoldy 8
Tell me you took a picture
cakeandfilm 13
I hope he recorded it!
thejewishfuhrer 17
It could be the beginning of the reign of a new meme...
Welshite 40
Making his own Christmas Story, hmm?
Enslaved 38
"I triple dog dare you!"
Welshite 40
Just don't give him a Red Ryder BB Gun.
MyUsernameKatie 31
You just know he'll shoot his eye out
slooby_fml 25
Because he's frageelay
kevin_hart 4
Where's the leg lamp
ballettillidie 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your husband needs to grow up.... Even if it was funny...
justkeez 11
I still do it and I'm 22 lol
olpally 33
That's something you shouldn't be proud of and never share. Haha.
niallo 23
I've never done it, and those pictures are fake.
fakedsincerity 32
you shouldn't, it's fairly dangerous.
8born8 18
There's better frozen, (and thawed/defrosted, non-frozen/fresh), things you can tease your tongue with, my dear. Perhaps you need to go on a journey of self discovery to broaden your horizons... Try tongue-ercise with another girl. The taste and feel is amazingly different, yet sensually comforting. It's something that, I believe, all females should try & form their own conclusions about. I highly recommend it.
cmayer 20
The ****..? ^^
dutch_girl13 20
This made my day!
jaycee1209 5
How mean! Tell him that to make up for what he did, that he now has to do the same and have your son watch.
fallslikedominos 10
So that actually can happen in real life? Interesting. .
rocker_chick105 31
8- Maybe you should try it and record it for us.
kellyem2 20
I hope your soon is ok. That's ridiculously dangerous.
Wizardo 34
You learn through experience and licking poles apparently
ashalayx 13
dont be such a scrooge