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Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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ayumi_fml 0

...so you listened to the whole tape??

Herbal_fml 0

Oh dear me. You didn't see this happening?

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wrestler_fml 0

yeah, #20's right!!! Honestly- how often do married people have sex? My dad complains to me he hasn't gotten laid in weeks!

AHH thats horrible im so sorry you had to hear that....

I.. don't see how you didn't foresee something like this. O_o

Hahaha!! How funny! Sorry you had to hear that, but...COME ON! You had to see that coming.

ohh man, poor form. you definitely deserved every second of it.

Consider urself lucky, what if you were trying to proove ur grandad snores. Deary me.

jerk to it. :(

now you will never look at your mom the same way again...

"Today, our child told us that she'd been secretly recording me and my husband having sex. FML"

i agree with # 27 but remember...you will hear those moans until the day you die.haha