Today, in art class, we finally did the critique of the self portraits we've been working on for a month. We critiqued a few and got to mine. Everyone was silent then finally, one girl says "I'm just going to be blunt. It doesn't look like you. You're not that pretty." Everyone nodded. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
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BeautyAndBrains 0
This is so horrible. I swear people don't have filters anymore. Nobody knows how to keep their mouths shut.
Aly_fml_fml 0
You should have told her to go **** herself. and that she should have drawn a **** in her mouth to accurately portray herself. -A
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Comments (57)
Aliicat16 9
This sounds like my art class some girl did a portrait of her that looked like a model and she... well she didnt look like that but I obviously didn't say anything to her
uglycrow 5
Did you punch her teeth out?
Filia_Palladis 8
What a bitch! I hope the teacher chastised her. Besides, portraits are supposed to flatter the subject. Hence the expression, "pretty as a picture."
murythawn 13
Let's just settle this. If OP's drawing was distorted to the point where it looked nothing like her, than it was very badly phrased criticism. If the other girl was just jealous that she doesn't have the artistic talent of her, it's a spiteful comment and she is insensitive and rude for saying that. OP shouldn't be offended by criticism; the assignment was (most likely) for accuracy and not for alterations in the final product.
doglover100 29
Does she not know to shut up?
abc_1_2_3 12
Its alright, no one is ever completely honest with their self portraits :)
gennyv 29
Wow, what a bitch