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Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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tiptoppc 21

You totally deserve it. Eff your (now ex) girlfriends life. You, on the other hand can burn.

Good for her!

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not only is that horrible to do to your gf, that's disrespectful and piggish to do to your friends. you leave a comment like that on my shit and you're unfriended. real adults don't act so gross

Yeah.. you really DID deserve it. Hopefully you take this life lesson into the future and not be a disrespectful shit to the next person you're with.

"I'd tap that"? What are you, 12? Consider yourself dumped little boy.

Smart girl. Question for you is why have a GF if you obviously don't want one?

MomofTwins 19

You're clearly an ass who deserves it. Glad she didn't put up with you. Sexually suggestive comments aren't compliments. Stop pretending they are.