Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
Today, I overheard my brother telling my son and his male cousins, who all think he's a cool uncle, that, "Only women can sneeze and fart at the same time." I decided to intervene, and gave him a scolding of a lifetime in front of them. Let's just say, I had to sneeze while in the middle of it. FML
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jaxsk 0
Wow, you're a creep...
teek_fml 0
You were a pervert and you complained that you got caught? You're a freak to the highest extent.
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Comments (484)
alkanechain 0
You know what? It's not okay when guys peek at girls changing, and it's not okay the other way around. Asshole.
kmgentil 0
OK ur obviously not hot because when he say u watching him he didnt take u into the room yo have sex, hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha
Starchild21 3
lol thats what happens when ur born out of the ass. OP fails
colormefancy 0
LMFAO! Bless you.. then the guy slammed the door did he at least say thank you before he called you a freak? thats akward that he told your parents how would that conversation even go? Hey Your daughter was watching me change? How would you even respond to that.
kmgentil 0
ouch, i take big craps and that hurtz i cant imagine a baby comin out my ass
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
YDI, that is just creepy...
DeathShad0 1
dtrtdrgdh , your a seriously ****** up person. Go get help. Probably going to grow up to be a serial killer.
Starchild21 3
thats not op dude
DeathShad0 1
I realize that now. I edited my post accordingly.
g00nie 0
YDI and I think you know why
omgHAAAY 0
dtrtdrgdh, i believe you that you're the OP because it wouldn't have the little badge on your comments if you weren't signed in when you submitted the FML. still creepy ;X &sucks that you got caught,loll but i can sooo see this happening to me X]
Starchild21 3
woow the troll found a friend. oh goodie
omgHAAAY 0
:) yessirrrr.
dg72592_fml 0
not gonna lie thats a little creepy... catching a lil glimpse of somethin somethin as you walk by is one thing, full out STARING is on a whole different level...
Alfredo_fml 0
******* retarded