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Creeper

Today, a cute girl sat down next to me on the bus. She looked up at me, and then moved to the back. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Maybe she wanted you to follow her to the back?

RedPillSucks 33

Guess you're not her type

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chobitschibi1369 0

IrishJane: either of those are technically correct.

Thank you kindly. :]

you must be effin ugly.... #justsaying

OP. You're just ugly. Just die.

Marvin_Android 0

Sounds lonely. Perhaps she realized the futility of sharing an experience with another being. All that does is create the illusion of sharing a bond. When that illusion is invariably shattered, it leaves one or the other being incredibly depressed. You're better off. You'll still be miserable for your entire existence, but at least you'll miss out on that particular experience for now. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Marvin_Android 0

Yes. Awful isn't it? Life. Don't talk to me about life.

ralphgragasin 0

hit the shower mate.

moonlight_daze 8

The story of my life. :-/

YDI for riding a bus, for riding anything besides a Vespa scooter covered in rainbow stickers, for having an ass so wide that it left no room for the other passenger, and for having such terrible body odor coming from your pits and the flaps under your man-**** that the other passenger had to move or risk asphyxiating on the fumes!

maybe she wasn't fond of your tiny boner. lmao!

U-G-L-Y you ain't got not aliby you ugly yeah yeah you ugly!