Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML
Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, I kindly asked my irate mother to respect my boundaries and to find other outlets for her frustration. Instead of responding AT ALL to what I had asked, she yelled at me for an hour about a completely unrelated political documentary she'd seen on YouTube, and then didn't apologize for her outburst. Typical. FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
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Top comments
wilsontws 18
Umm... Silence is (not always) golden.
alyspar2 5
Sounds a lot like my mom. ;p
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Comments (62)
pussapian 3
Men, we don't know what we did...
newlove_fml 0
That happens to me, too. My mom gets mad at work, and takes it out on me. Sometimes she even sounds like a whiny 13 year old.
KrypticKalEl 0
Sounds like my family
Mkbitch 2
You deserve an apology. Your mom's an asshole.
hatwhale 4
You should have just ran in there and bottled everyone... just kidding, i know that experience well, it's happened to me before.
hateevryone 15
She mad cause you didn't jump in it & take up for her. Smh
KiddNYC1O 22
It's apparent you're favored the least. I'm sorry.
cupcakekyrie 5
Sometimes you just can't win in such situations. Some people will get mad no matter how you handle it.
dat_troll 0
yeah i know how you feel my mom yells at me when i do heroin.
soccergirl818 0
I'm sorry my moms the same way it gets better :)