Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML
Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML
Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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aego56 0
Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21)...*YDI*
ShayDee313 3
that's what you get!!!!
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Comments (463)
balanceMMX 0
hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what a tool
jayceeare 0
hahaha. YDI times 14354676474578687989478357. that totally sounds like something my sister would do, and her name is Danielle. hmmm i wonder.
Surfsnaked 0
Hey kid! Thanks for that $20. I bought some condoms with it and banged your mom senseless. One time i think one broke, so be expected a lil brother or lil sissy soon! haha
mseaster 0
dude, next time, find a liquor store that doesn't card or a legal friend who will buy it for you... dumbass.
robxb 0
Hahaha suckaaaaahhh. Pay the dude after dummy
You_cry_I_laugh 0
I just read up until you said 'We're under 21'. I already knew you deserved whatever happened to you.
Oddree 0
idiot, that's what you get for underage drinking.
Allan_is_Awesome 0
Ah, I've been there man, having to trust randomers with your cash to get drunk. Luckily, I can get served (I'm 16, the age here is 18).
RawrrKai 0
1. You deserve is because you're underage. If you can't get liquor at home, don't get it at all. 2. You deserve it because you gave it to a RANDOM GUY. Ultimately, you suck.
user1101 0
stupid idea. you lost $20 and you have no alcohol