Today, I came home earlier than usual, only to find my wife having sex with some guy on our bed. Her reaction to being confronted was to look me dead in the eyes and to scream and scream until I got so freaked out that I left. It's her house, and I'm sitting in a library with no idea what to do. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with another man. Her main reaction was to get mad at me for not knocking. FML
Today, my cuckold fantasy became real. I got back home earlier than usual and found my wife being banged by a guy. I waited 10 minutes for him finish before entering the room screaming. FML
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
Today, I caught my wife trying to give herself oral sex. It was sexy and also kinda funny, so I offered to do it to her properly. She got explosively mad for some reason and actually threw me out. I’m writing this from my brother's spare room, wondering where I went wrong. FML
Today, my wife woke me up, saying her husband was home and that I needed to escape before he caught me. I was still struggling with the window when I remembered I’m her husband and she was laughing, filming my half-asleep ass trying to escape from being caught by myself cheating with my own wife. Duh. FML
Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, some woman ran up, hugged me from behind, and called me another dude's name. When she saw my face, she apologised for getting the wrong person, and ran off. Perfectly innocent, right? Nope. My wife is forcing me to sleep in another room until I admit I’m having an affair. FML
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alexup24 13
I'd start filing a divorce...
thebaddayblues 3
I hate when that happens..
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Comments (340)
rubyliu8420 7
If you're married then it's your house too & u should just slap her until she stops screaming.
20ver100cuecas 3
Dude if i were you...I would make her scream louder than she screamed :X
adonica 0
That's just sad sorry to hear that but she a *****
Christala 8
Hey OP, when your balls finally drop, go back to the house, pack up your shit and move out. File for divorce. Or, ya know, you coulda been a man about it in the first place. People cheat because they aren't getting what they need from their partner. If you were takin' care of business, she (probably) wouldn't be getting an "outside contractor" to get the job done. Finally, if you walked in on them in the act, you should tossed that guy out the front door buck naked (ass-kicking optional), and given your woman the shagging she obviously ain't been getting from you. Bottom line: Man the fark up, Nancy.
yeeaahh55 7
Ever listened to the song guilty coonscience by eminem and dr. Dre?
peypey1110 0
First sleep with her best friend and then divorve the bitch.
fthisplanet 3
OMG... I just feel really really bad. Just... Leave the library and go get some clothes out of the house or something. Jesus.
MrsSmith43231 1
Wow.... what a *****. Who knows they might grant you the house in the divorce.
Vk1 0
Divorce, after you go to court for beating his ass.
myndmelt 4
I would have threw it in her bum and see how loud she screams then