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Classic Mom

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Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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zinoxity 23

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:37

What the? What'd she say when you corrected her? But I guess sometimes people get confused between children. My parents call my sisters by the others name sometimes.

xxNIGHTxx_fml 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:38

I hope you shame your mom for forgetting yours. Happy birthday, OP!

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nightwalker707 8

Tuesday 17 February 2015 8:54

YDI for leaving alot of info out of this FML.

JKPwnage 27

Tuesday 17 February 2015 19:27

Happy birthday, OP!

foxy4353 10

Wednesday 18 February 2015 9:24

wow, your mom's a bitch.

Crescent_Moon 17

Wednesday 11 March 2015 16:45

Happy birthday, or late b- day anyway cx

Wadlaen 23

Monday 8 April 2024 0:29

Then I hope you shamed her back, hard!

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