Health, Covid, Birthday and Coronavirus: Danger zone

Danger zone

By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 10:00 - Denmark - Fredensborg

Today, my mother bitched me out for not coming to my sister's birthday tomorrow. She's 25 and lives at home, and she, my mother, and father all have Covid. FML

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Today, my mother and my sister chewed me out for not attending my sister's birthday party. I'm sorry for having both of my fucking legs broken in a motorcycle accident. FML

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Today, my mother woke up again in a bad mood due to the quarantine and went off on how us siblings complain about each other all the time. Truth is, she's the one complaining non stop about whichever sibling is not in the room. FML

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Saturday 12 March 2022 21:36

There shouldn't even BE a wedding if the bride/groom has COVID.

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Thursday 10 March 2022 15:51

Fire is the great cleanser.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 10 March 2022 15:51

Fire is the great cleanser.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 12 March 2022 21:36

There shouldn't even BE a wedding if the bride/groom has COVID.

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