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Choices, Choices...

Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML

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Hey this is mine, I didn't realize it got published. I don't actually live at my dad's house, I was just visiting. So I don't really have any friends there and It was really late at night so I didn't really have anywhere else to go. The only headphones I had were not at all noise canceling, even when playing loud music. I did end up moving upstairs but that's only because that's where I was sleeping. IT was pretty awkward lol.

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You could stay in the middle and ********** extremely loudly.

itssnotfunny 24

Why not just listen to music and ignore them? Or just leave the house.

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Upstairs

You can call me and we can see what we can do together

Choices? No,just do the first word of this app.

awildwhisper 30

I'd have turned off the power in the house for a couple seconds.

Talk about being between a rock and a hard place..