Cheers!
Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me that they were just actors on their lunch break. FML
Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me that they were just actors on their lunch break. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a man in an army uniform. As a bit of a patriot, I went up to thank him for his service. After about 10 minutes of me going on and on, he started laughing. He wasn't a soldier. FML
Today, I went in the diner I always pass by and ordered a sandwich. When I asked how much it was, the waitress replied, "Don't worry, honey. We give free meals to the homeless on Thursdays." I was too ashamed to deny it, so I just said thank you and left. FML
Today, I was working at a soup kitchen with people from my church. Seeing a rather disheveled couple, I told them the line started "over there". Only then did I realize that they were from my church, and were there to help serve soup. FML
Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML
Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML
Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to ask where I should sign in. Before I even opened my mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 and to come back then for my meal. FML
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
Today, I was at a new restaurant when I went to the restroom. When I was done, I sat back down at the table, and idly started listening to my friends chatting. After a few seconds, I realized I'd sat at the wrong table, with complete strangers, who were too polite and/or bemused to say anything. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
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jkmartinjk 16
It was a very nice thought OP, they probably were trying not to embarrass you
DocBastard 40
I know! It's really stupid to thank the people who put their lives on the line and get very little in return. Why the hell should we thank them for defending us? Why do they deserve that? The reason you two are going to get thumbs down is because you're clueless ******* morons who don't deserve what those people in uniform are defending. **** you both.
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jkmartinjk 16
It was a very nice thought OP, they probably were trying not to embarrass you
Ambient25 25
Exactly. They were probably just being polite. Still thank you for the thought OP, we actually do appreciate the thoughts very much. It's a very nice gesture and something we can reflect on with pride. Right now my thoughts are on the poor servicemen/women who are in the Mid East during the holidays.
falon142012 22
My father-in-law is serving in Afghanistan right now and for the holidays. It really does stink for them this time of year! But you can help by sending cards and cookies. They'll get passed out to soldiers over there. It makes their holiday season a little brighter. :-)
salic77 11
Shaking their hand must have horribly upset your entire life OP to care that bad they weren't what you thought was "worth" a handshake.
CaptainBlack 18
Wow your life is terrible. How did you survive such an ordeal?
mn_shr 22
Not that I don't admire the gesture, but did you really feel the need to do that?
yerawizardlizzy 27
I know what you mean. My best friend literally does it to EVERY service person she sees. I see this happening to her. .
wcc7777777 5
These people risk their lives for us. Dedicate their lives. Give up their lives. Give up any chance of being normal in order to give us freedom and liberty that those before them sacrificed to provide for those before us. It is the simplest gesture that we may offer.
Dawnstempest 17
@5 If you talk honestly with 98-99% of those who serve they tell you that one of the kindest gestures that they can get is a handshake and a thank you. Enough people don't respect service members as it is, why harp on someone doing the right thing towards them?
mn_shr 22
That's why I said I admire OP's gesture, but let's not pretend our servicemen defend our country without having to end other people's lives while sacrificing their own. I think it's noble and brave to defend your country, but with what's going on around the world, I would wish these servicemen well, but I don't think I'd have the heart to say thank you.
tygerarmy 35
As a Service Member I completely understand what you're saying mn; there's a lot of bad things going on in the world, and we try to fix it. I can I've taken no lives, but I've saved and improved many.
donteatzombies 12
I don't agree with war. But I do respect and honor the ones who risk their lives to defend us. of course I wish we didn't have to kill and be killed but that's how it is. I say thank you to all the service men/women I come across. It's just polite. they volunteer to protect this country. that includes all the people in it. It's nice to let them know we appreciate it. there's nothing wrong with that.
danisk 4
I get that you might 'not have the heart to say thank you' because you dont agree with war. But you should think about the countless sacrifices that soldiers, and their families make also. My brother is deployed and its hard knowing that he is in danger and far away. It makes it even harder when people say insensitive things like 'he's taking lives, he's a murderer' and 'troops are evil'. I dont think that war is right, and I dont support it, but when it comes down to it, im proud of my brother because he stepped up to do what most of you wouldn't - volunteer to sacrifice his life to make yours better. the least we can do in return is to give them our respect.
gumbler 5
I would love for someone to show me appreciation for what I've done. Even though I never wear the uniform anywhere. It's nice to know that some people still care enough to at least show some kind of nice gesture
2074red2074 6
I'd say that it's not worth the risk of reminding someone of what they might have done. If somebody has PTSD or something, then you could really upset them. Of course, I compare walking around in camo to having a Mensa card in your wallet. It's basically saying, "Hey! Look at me! I served in the military and really think you all need to know that!" Anybody who does a service and feels the need to advertise it doesn't deserve a handshake. Pride is one of the seven deadly sins, after all.
ashleyylove3 22
#44: You don't have the heart to say thank you to people who are putting their own lives on the line to protect you? Please take your ignorance and selfishness and don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Headcrab 29
This whole 'thanking people for their service' idea is really stupid IMO.
WelcomeToAndale 13
I totally agree, it's a shame we're both going to get down-voted to oblivion though.
DocBastard 40
I know! It's really stupid to thank the people who put their lives on the line and get very little in return. Why the hell should we thank them for defending us? Why do they deserve that? The reason you two are going to get thumbs down is because you're clueless ******* morons who don't deserve what those people in uniform are defending. **** you both.
Ambient25 25
Wow I actually have to say DocBastard is right. And there is a technical reason. If you don't appreciate us for serving to defend the country, then thank us for serving and keeping the military a volunteer force. Otherwise it would be back into conscription with a mandatory 4 years of service from your two bitch asses.
wcc7777777 5
I agree #21. My cousin took shrapnel in his neck while deployed in the Marines, and is blessed to have recovered unlike many others. The least we can do is a simple thank you and handshake for those who serve.
LittleRed79 39
I have/have had friends who have lost their limbs, lost their sight and lost their lives serving their country. I'm grateful for what they've volunteered to do so I don't have to. If you don't think those are good enough reasons to thank then for their service #6, then I'd hate to have to live up to your standards.
hunts19ketchup 23
#6, If that's how you feel, then you being able to enjoy the freedoms that our servicemen/women put their lives on the line for is stupid, "IMO"
Zebediabolical 45
The freedom to be a disrespectful douchebag is a perfect example of what they're fighitng for. Well, that and control of the oil.
SammyS2012 21
My best friend's husband isnt on the front lines, but he has been deployed about a week ago to the other side of the world. He left her and their newborn son and will miss his son's first christmas and probably his first steps and words. His sacrifice makes sure that boys arent forced to leave when they turn 18. I cant wait until he comes back home to his family, and I have already thanked him for his sacrifice.
eyedea84 5
# 17 hooah brother, well spoken/typed.
eyedea84 5
at #49 part of the clause of joining the service is taking orders from political figures who appoint us to fullfill their interests along with other needs of the US government. The reasoning of many to join is to offer our lives in lieu of the lives of civilians If need be. There is evil all over the world, as soldiers/sailors/marines/airmen, we cannot pick where we go or for what reasons.
skitzymew 19
If you guys don't want to stand behind the service men & woman, then feel free to stand in front of them.
roza043 14
I really don't like the military-idea. Some idiots of presidents get pissed at each other and sends thousands of men on their country. I don't believe in peace, but i do wish that men some day will fight their own fights.
jkmartinjk 16
^ You don't believe in peace? What kind of a statement is that.
2074red2074 6
Okay, the people who walk around in military uniforms don't deserve my handshake or my respect. I respect those who do their service and then rarely mention it. My great grandfather only ever told me one story from WW2. He did his service and almost never mentioned it again. Anyone who deserves my respect would prefer to separate themselves from military paraphernalia rather than wearing a uniform to feel special. It's always better to give in private rather than in public.
greeneyebeauty9 28
It's the thought that counts. You honor the people who fight for your country. At least be proud of yourself.
olpally 33
At least you only shook their hands. Those jerks.
iAlissa 34
They're jerks for being honest? Makes sense.
loveexgirl 15
I thought he was being sarcastic..?
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
And they are jerks how? For being actors on their lunch breaks? It's not like they said, " Why don't you thank me for my service, since I am clearly a serviceman." They were sitting enjoying lunch, and OP went up to them. I don't know how you come to the conclusion of anyone being a jerk in this situation.
eatmor2 9
Were they in full uniform dress with medals and everything or just in some type of camo? It's illegal to impersonate a military officer by wearing their actual uniform dress in public
Warmonger_Smurf 29
No, according to the Supreme Court there is nothing illegal about impersonating military personal.
junkman6 22
It may not be illegal but if you get stomped for pretending to be a marine/sailor the cops, at least the cops around here, will look the other way.
Dawnstempest 17
@ 18 The Stolen Valor act says different...
junkman6 22
The only people I've seen get in trouble for wearing medals are active duty or reservists wearing unauthorized medals. We had a douchebag who wore a fake marine dress uniform all the time. He didn't stop wearing even after campus police and local police talked to him. He only stopped after he got beat down and stripped down to his underwear on college grounds.
tygerarmy 35
It is only illegal if it is used to illicit profit or benefits from being in the military.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
In United States v. Alvarez the U.S. Supreme Court ruled on June 28, 2012, that the Stolen Valor Act was an unconstitutional abridgment of the freedom of speech under the First Amendment, striking down the law in a 6 to 3 decision.
TheDrifter 24
It's also illegal in both Canada and the USA yup wear another person's medals. These being actors, if it were full dress, the medals would be fakes.
ohnowhyme123 15
well that's awkward
Narutosuns2fan 12
Nice of you OP, but this isn't an FML.