Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML
Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML
Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML
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Top comments
onigiriqueen 0
Why would you start talking smack about it DURING the speech? Show a little respect, you bitch.
evilbrent 0
in case you were too stupid to realise (which you are) weddings are usually conducted by people who haven't done this sort of thing that many times. see how YOU go the first time you give a speech in public.
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Comments (54)
lich_fml 0
that's why you say those things AFTER the speech is done and you're in the car on the way home, ha.
DeadMansCrack 4
Geez, a lot of these people need to get off their high horses. So many people put YDI. It's not like you guys never gossip. Sure, it was during a speech, but they kept quiet and didn't intend for anyone to hear.
rachelbrianna25 0
Poor Maid of Honor. I mean maybe she hates talking in front of ppl and got nervous, so figured she would say a sentence or two.
feenybeany 0
karma is only a bitch if you are.
karsonhope 0
No matter how unheart felt her speech was you don't talk bad about it. Especially during it. Guess it turn around and bit you in the butt.
InnocentWings 13
YDI for not realizing that the camera was nearby and running. You also deserve it for talking bad DURING the speech.
qwerty123456789o 14
Whts with people? You only deserved because how can you not realize the cameraman
cwl727 33
Why was she your maid of honor if she gave a crappy speech.
ahd94 21
I'd love to see the look on your face when you realized the camera was there.
fantasyworld 39
Show some respect.