Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, my roommates adopted two kittens without consulting me. We're not allowed to have pets in our apartment and I'm severely allergic to cats. Oh well, it's not like I needed to be able to breathe this summer. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML
Today, after 25 years living with my dad, who is highly allergic to cats, I was finally able to adopt two kittens to live in my new place, just like I have always wanted. Guess who else is highly allergic to cats? Me, it seems. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
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RyeBreadBoy 0
I hope her name is on the lease and not yours, that way you can bail. If you still have to live together after breaking up, that sucks dude. Though cats are awesome. Also, first. I've never been first before. It's nice.
Ejigantor 0
You didn't say that it was a new appartment the two of you got together - I hope for your sake it's not. And I have to assume those of you who agree with the girlfriend's choice have never actually been in love with a human being. Don't get me wrong, I'd never abandon my cat for my girlfriend, but I wouldn't abandon my girlfriend for my cat either. I would find a way to arrange my life that allows for both of them. If he had told her "it's me or the cat" that would be different- I'm assuming he didn't say that because people on FML don't seem to be shy about that sort of thing. I've seen "Today, I told my [significant other] that either [pet / car / roommate / other] goes or I go. They chose the [pet / car / roommate / other]. FML" a couple of times.
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Comments (65)
Ninjaface 0
Isn't that ironic: cockblocked by a pussy.
Dingan 0
hahahaha, awesome!
6Paper6Doll6 0
Hahahahaha! Clever!
shudashuia 0
obviously .she wanted to dump you ,and got out of the relationship . maybe allergic this time ..next will be blablabla.....
DJLO 0
what a cvnt. cats arent even cool
sayheyyybabe 0
Cats are freaking awesome! Cats are amazing. My cat follows me everywhere and I have a mind connection with my two cats. No, I'm not in special ed, either. I just love my cat -- and while I was typing this comment she jumped on my lap :) Today is our two month cativersary.
jessicam510 0
cativersary :) lol
double_rainbow_o 0
wow you lost your source of pussy over a pussy
KottonKandi 0
It sucks for you, but shit happens, get over it.
darlingdollie 24
YDI for not telling OP.
threeminutesfrom 0
I bet she knew and did it on purpose
radiocaf 29
Hopefully the apartment is in your name so you can just kick her out. its not your fault so why lose your new apartment too?
gabbymcg 9
That stinks, but at least you can now look for someone with more common interests for you