Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML
Today, after I finished giving my baby a bottle then burping her, I lifted her up and was bringing her in for kisses. As I was doing this, I felt this warm liquid hit my lips and slide into my mouth. I instantly pulled her back and she'd vomited. It took everything out of me not to vomit myself. FML
Today, I held my cousin's new baby, whom I have nicknamed Canteloupe Head. He then reenacted the Exorcist by projectile vomiting all over my lap and shirt. His mom is a firm believer in karma. FML
Today, the nine year old girl I was babysitting got the hiccups, so I told her to drink some water upside down to cure them. She ended up vomiting on the floor. FML
Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML
Today, I went to visit my mom and my 3-month-old sister. I picked the baby up, totally unaware that she had just eaten. As I went to give her a kiss, she vomited straight into my mouth. Let's just say she wasn't the only one who puked. FML
Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML
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brittanycraze 0
Thats gross.
kelllieeee_ 0
how could he/she deserve that? whats wrong with you peopleeee lol im sorryyyy, hah thats really grosssss
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Comments (138)
peeeacceandlovve 0
eww ! so sorrryy !
purpl3drank99 0
Make a vomit omlet nexttime
DrumMan1025 0
LOL thats so nasty! I hope you brushed your teeth afterward..
JayFrankus 0
Oh thts horrible
Jehanne_fml 0
Ugh, damn babies. I don't know why we keep making the things.
lalafmlfml 0
ohhh god I have morning sicknessssss that one triggered me to vomit
tigrouficele2012 44
Wow. Reminds me of the Sims 2...that game taught me valuable life lessons, such as never to "Play With Baby" in a way that involves holding it over your head. XP
thuryn 2
I clicked both. FYL for getting barfed on, but you really should know better where it comes to babies. They spit up for no reason. I wouldn't hold one over my face.
k95_fml 0
Ugh nasty
funcooker 0
lmao i did that to my dad when i was little :)