Today, I was working at a restaurant. This guy comes up to the counter and asks if he could have some toothpicks. I told him they were right in front of him. He said, "Sorry, I'm blind." Thinking it was a joke, I laughed until he said, "No, seriously." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML
Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML
Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML
Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
Today, while at work, a guy complained about me "touching his fries." At first I thought it was a joke, because he kept smiling, even after I offered him new ones. I realized it wasn't a joke when he threw the fries on the counter. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
Today, while working the Sunday rush at the deli, I held up a piece of ham to a blind customer and asked him if it was thick enough. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML
Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML
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Top comments
schwancy 2
And then you apologized and everything was fine.
Freeze_fml 17
Should have told him you were blind, too.
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Comments (115)
casanova7 0
even if it was a joke, it ain tt funny for u laugh out. I'd say ydi.
SoundnVasion 0
I hate everyone who comments on fml, good trolls are the exception.
aardvarkish 17
Only people I dislike go to hell. And I won't dislike some one who retracts an assumption and renders proper aid... AARDVARKISH hath geschpoken!
bbyychula710 0
wow thats sad. you are a total idiot
FYLDeep 26
You asshole. This guy would have a pretty quality FML to submit too, if he could...
teulito 0
that deserves a meow
moi101 0
asshole
Kanvis78 0
How did he find the counter if he was blind? Unless you missed the dog, sun glasses, and feeler cane?
FTWisRIGHT 0
Stereotype.
Kanvis78 0
No stereotype, it's called context clues.
FFML_314 12
How did you not know he was blind? Are you blind?
banananut 0
not a big deal, OP. people always say "i'm blind" when they're trying to say that they couldn't see something. it was an honest mistake. i would have laughed too, thinking he wasn't being serious.
clevclev 0
Indeed there really isn't anything to worry about just say sorry and move on :)