itisobviouseinstein
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
New York, United States
Can I make it any more obvious?
Today, a bible-toting evangelist on the street ambushed me and asked me what my religion was. I wear a hijab. FML
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20bricks 28
Tell him you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then spill a plate of spaghetti on his head to baptize him as well.
MegasaurusRex89 28
People who do that really should be educating themselves about other religions as well. I hope he was nice about it at least.
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20bricks 28
Tell him you believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, then spill a plate of spaghetti on his head to baptize him as well.
MegasaurusRex89 28
People who do that really should be educating themselves about other religions as well. I hope he was nice about it at least.
upgradestorm1 20
Should have said "Hail Cthulhu"
ImmortalSyn 17
Should have said "hail Satan" and started making up Latin chants.
jeanniecm1984 17
I usually tell those people that I'm pagan.
brendejafulable 41
why don't cha just tell him? obviously he doesn't know.
backdoorman010 9
how is this an fml? you could have just kindly told him your religion and educated him
interesting33 37
It was probably an opening line thing. But other religions wear head scarves I think too, though Islam is the one most prominent in the US I think. Not okay for them to accost you though
juicy_extasy 25
Choice of username is awesome
backdoorman010 9
why didn't you just tell him your religion and educate him?
quinn1184 25
you should've made an awful screeching noise and started babbling non-sense to freak him out