Today, I went out to get groceries and ice-cream. When I got home, I couldn't find my house keys. I retraced my steps, but with no luck. I returned home and had to break in. While unpacking, I found my keys in the bag, right next to the completely melted ice cream. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my wallet was missing right as I went to pay for my groceries. I frantically searched the store, retraced my steps, and finally found it. It was inside a freezer, where I'd apparently placed it in when I was grabbing ice cream five minutes earlier. FML
Today, I spent an hour frantically searching for my car keys, turning the entire apartment upside down. After giving up and calling a locksmith, I found the keys… in the fridge. Because apparently I put my leftover pizza on top of them. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
Today, I tore through my apartment looking for my wallet. I was late for work, sweating, panicking, and blaming the cat. After 45 minutes, I found it. In the fridge. Next to the cheese. No explanation. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I'm a little worried you could break in that easy o.O Broken window? Door smash? Falcon punch the wall? Santa entrance? So many possibilities!
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Shit gets real when your ice cream melts... Ya feel me dawg?
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Comments (116)
perdix 31
Keys love ice cream just as much as people do. QED.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No! The ice cream was so young! It didn't deserve that pain! Nooo!!! The HORROR!!!
hockeyoceancity 13
It's okay it can still be made into a milkshake! Maybe a McDonald's chocolate milkshake, yum! Only thing good at that place! Plus fries.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
McDonalds's fries: only reason I go there.
flockz 20
really? i go there for the diabetes and a fatter ass.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You don't immediately get fat just by eating their food. Other things contribute.
livehappy 8
66 - Jokes. Learn how to identify one. They're pretty common on FML. I'm just saying. You know, since you won't stop making stupid comments.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I know its a joke, dude. I just wanted to mention it for people who blame mcdonalds for making them fat.
gracehi 33
I'd like to say YDI but I can't because I have done similar things. For example, one time I had left my sunroof open in my locked car because it was so hot. As I passed my car to take the trash out before heading to work I threw my backpack into my sunroof...along with my car keys. I had to climb through my sunroof to get into my car. *face palm*
csi_fml 19
Well atleast the neighbors didn't call the cops
jpqm32 3
Dumbass
KiddNYC1O 22
Foreman!
The_Thinker 18
As my ol' Pops used to tell me, when life gives you melted ice-cream... make use of the goddamn freezer it also gave you. He said the same thing for when murdering Pee-wee Herman.
fireblaze03 2
Okay I realize that had to break in and that was bad and everything, but how about just putting the ice cream back in the freezer? I dont know if it's just me but that sounds like a pretty simple solution
13scarlett13 4
One does not simply re-freeze melted ice cream
egc573 40
I saw this exact problem on a Cracked photoplasty today. Sometimes they really are spot-on!
izzygarcia 0
That's why you keep your house keys with your car keys(:
duckiegirl21 10
You know it's summer when the ice cream FML's begin.