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KayEffEh This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Georgetown, Canada

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Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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magnetic_aura 26

Yeah, she hasn't been drunk the WHOLE time, right? So, clearly, sober her appreciates the decision of drunk her. :-)

At least you two managed to last two years (:

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Longest drunken mistake? Bullshit. Ever heard of kids?

My daughter is the longest drunken mistake of my life... And also the best one.

cry me a river, just be happy

I'm pretty sure mistakenly getting pregnant while drunk would last a little longer than 2 years. More like 18 maybe?

No, it isn't, a child is.

At least you didn't get her pregnant, that would've been the longest drunk mistake ever

Get that girl to a AA class.

I was so blitzed at a party once that I flashed the guy who was loaning me a dollar so the parking meter would cross over into free parking and I could stay overnight. Just married the guy. Being drunk at the beginning means nothing if she's still there sober.

WE BE ALL NIGHT DRRUNNKKK IN LOOVVEEE ... I'm sorry. I had to.

correction. worst drunken mistake: a child

They're called children... the longest drunken mistakes are children