KayEffEh
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Georgetown, Canada
Booze blooz
Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML
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magnetic_aura 26
Yeah, she hasn't been drunk the WHOLE time, right? So, clearly, sober her appreciates the decision of drunk her. :-)
crissalove 22
At least you two managed to last two years (:
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Storvolleng 28
Longest drunken mistake? Bullshit. Ever heard of kids?
Zebediabolical 45
My daughter is the longest drunken mistake of my life... And also the best one.
moveonova 3
cry me a river, just be happy
babybear420 7
I'm pretty sure mistakenly getting pregnant while drunk would last a little longer than 2 years. More like 18 maybe?
Fang713 28
No, it isn't, a child is.
princeoftapps 5
At least you didn't get her pregnant, that would've been the longest drunk mistake ever
Grenith 21
Get that girl to a AA class.
kawaiicutie 13
I was so blitzed at a party once that I flashed the guy who was loaning me a dollar so the parking meter would cross over into free parking and I could stay overnight. Just married the guy. Being drunk at the beginning means nothing if she's still there sober.
shay_serendipity 29
WE BE ALL NIGHT DRRUNNKKK IN LOOVVEEE ... I'm sorry. I had to.
catladymeow 4
correction. worst drunken mistake: a child
fluffymayfire 2
They're called children... the longest drunken mistakes are children