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KayEffEh This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Georgetown, Canada

Booze blooz

Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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magnetic_aura 26

Yeah, she hasn't been drunk the WHOLE time, right? So, clearly, sober her appreciates the decision of drunk her. :-)

At least you two managed to last two years (:

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Dirtysalamander1 13

4 years later. find her kink if too much find a different woman.

easybree 10

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