MaeMoss
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Blue Christmas ?
Today, I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night. FML
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kaycee1996 5
It was your marshpillow!
harkerk87 3
That sucks op how long have you been single
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animal50199 10
That's sad. Sign up for some dating site. I'm sure there are plenty other fish in the sea that do the same stuff....!?
AgaveLoco 5
Human loneliness... So sad...
LittleJess23 15
I spray my pillows with my husband's cologne but that's because he passed away & I miss him. Doing it just because you're single is a bit sad really.
noisebox 1
Good for you, but there must be someone decent out there for you from the zoo planet earth...
demonkey_fml 4
I have seen stranger things sold on ETSY.com. You may actually have a business idea there... ;-) (kidding, but check the site out for a laugh!)
infectedsense 15
On Tuesday my boss left a tshirt he'd been wearing lying around at work...I snuck it home with me because he wears the most amazing scent. I'm wearing the shirt now, but the smell has worn off :( So I can totally relate, OP. Being single sucks :(
5t3ff1k4h 47
Um... do you realize what you just said?
dragonkisses28 25
That works really well with a body pillow. I finally gave up and started letting the dog sleep in the bed cuz he's warm lol.
gravediggerjig 1
Haha I bet you're a virgin! Get on virgin diaries on TLC with that BS
youngsora 7
That's pretty sad dear :/
jasonstackhouse 10
I guess the pillow is not alone, then!